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đčNow I know that I'm too youngđč đMy love has just begunđ
#phil collins#phil collins edit#picmix#80s music#dad rock#prog rock#to the phil collins fan who liked the last phil edit: you're the realest person on this website#prog rock fans keep slaying eternally#cw: flashing#mod sugarpie
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picmix of gta phil collins
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Miami Vice - 2.12 - Phil the Shill
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Strangers Like Me by Phil Collins
#phil collins#tarzanedit#lyrics#lyricsedit#strangers like me#tarzan album#mine#edits#tarzan lyrics#mermaidinthecity
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(2010, Not On Label, HIL1)
Bootleg edit of 1981 original by the Idjut Boys
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for this blessed phil phriday, i present an edit i made mostly of a 2004 concert, for no particular reason
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what would have happend if Groundhog Day was about Phil and Phil (the groundhog) actually getting along for once??
(trauma not included in this version! lol Phil became a better person and the groundhog was happy)
(ie i made this silly video when i cosplayed Phil for my local con recently! montage included as well)
(parts filmed by my friend @ablog!! thank you!!)
#groundhog day#groundhog day musical#groundhog day au#punxsutawneyphil#phill collins#phil the groundhog#ghd#momo cosplay#this was so much fun to edit and EVERYONE GO WATCH THE MUSICAL#GET YOUR HEART BROKEN TODAY JUST FOR ONE WATCH
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Me & You Belong Together, T.S.son
#tatty#maylor#taylor x matty#original edit#lyrical parallels#music video parallels#overlap: phil collins#song: me & you together song#song: about you#song: you belong with me#song: if you're too shy (let me know)#song: a change of heart#song: can't stop loving you#song: wonderland#song: i can see you#song: glitch#song: fallingforyou#song: superman#song: oh caroline#song: death by a thousand cuts#song: acoh#song: icsy#song: iytslmk#song: ffy#song: dbatc#song: m&yts#song: ybwm
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<3 You'll be in my heart <3
#phil collins#genesis band#80s music#picmix#phil collins edit#dad rock#he's so babygirl coded#cw: flashing#mod honeybunch
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happy invisible touch thursday
#genesis#genesis band#invisible touch#phil collins#my edit#inspired by out of touch thursday#made one for the genesis fans out here đč
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the cop falling down the slide made me WHEEZE GSHDGDHGH
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Two Worlds by Phil Collins
#phil collins#tarzanedit#lyrics#lyricsedit#two worlds#tarzan album#mine#edits#tarzan lyrics#mermaidinthecity
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Eric Clapton The Definitive 24 Nights [Super Deluxe Edition Box Set] 2023 Duck âââââââââââââââââ Tracks LP One: Rock 01. Pretending 02. Running on Faith 03. Breaking Point 04. I Shot the Sheriff 05. White Room 06. Canât Find My Way Home
Tracks LP Two: Rock [continued] 01. Bad Love 02. Before You Accuse Me 03. Lay down Sally 04. Knockinâ on Heavenâs Door 05. Old Love 06. No Alibis
Tracks LP Three: Rock [continued] 01. Tearing Us Apart 02. Cocaine 03. Wonderful Tonight 04. Layla 05. Crossroads 06. Sunshine of Your Love
Tracks LP Four: Blues 01. Key to the Highway 02. Worried Life Blues 03. Watch Yourself 04. Have You Ever Loved a Woman 05. Everythingâs Gonna Be Alright 06. Something on Your Mind 07. All Your Love (I Miss Loving)
Tracks LP Five: Blues [continued] 01. Itâs My Life Baby 02. Johnnieâs Boogie 03. Black Cat Bone 04. Reconsider Baby 05. My Time after a While 06. Sweet Home Chicago 07. Watch Yourself (Reprise)
Tracks LP Six: Orchestral 01. Crossroads 02. Bell Bottom Blues 03. Lay down Sally 04. Holy Mother 05. I Shot the Sheriff
Tracks LP Seven: Orchestral [continued] 01. Hard Times 02. Canât Find My Way Home 03. Edge of Darkness 04. Old Love 05. Wonderful Tonight
Tracks LP Eight: Orchestral [continued] 01. White Room 02. Concerto for Electric Guitar 03. A Remark You Made 04. Layla 05. Sunshine of Your Love
Tracks Blu-ray One: Rock 01. Pretending 02. Running on Faith 03. Breaking Point 04. I Shot the Sheriff 05. White Room 06. Canât Find My Way Home 07. Bad Love 08. Before You Accuse Me 09. Lay down Sally 10. Knockinâ on Heavenâs Door 11. Old Love 12. No Alibis 13. Tearing Us Apart 14. Cocaine 15. Wonderful Tonight 16. Layla 17. Crossroads 18. Sunshine of Your Love
Tracks Blu-ray Two: Blues 01. Key to the Highway 02. Worried Life Blues 03. Watch Yourself 04. Have You Ever Loved a Woman 05. Everythingâs Gonna Be Alright 06. Something on Your Mind 07. All Your Love (I Miss Loving) 08. Itâs My Life Baby 09. Johnnieâs Boogie 10. Black Cat Bone 11. Reconsider Baby 12. My Time after a While 13. Sweet Home Chicago 14. Watch Yourself (Reprise)
Tracks Blu-ray Three: Orchestral 01. Crossroads 02. Bell Bottom Blues 03. Lay down Sally 04. Holy Mother 05. I Shot the Sheriff 06. Hard Times 07. Canât Find My Way Home 08. Edge Of Darkness 09. Old Love 10. Wonderful Tonight 11. White Room 12. Concerto for Electric Guitar 13. A Remark You Made 14. Layla 15. Sunshine of Your Love âââââââââââââââââ
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okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)
- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didnât want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour
- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)
- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everythingâs fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)
- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event
- it is also giving this
- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said âokay have fun at work sweetieâ (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)
- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him
- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss
- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didnât love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted âitâs cuntyâ he replies: âoh itâs cunty is it?â then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol
- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)
- then brought out danâs slit (box used to put questions in before the show)
- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:
- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: âcheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be brokenâ
- fave comfort show: âthe office - is the office a bit millennial? it isnât as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? thatâs where my internalised homophobia is fromâ
- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes
- will he ever judge drag race: he didnât want to when he was asked because he didnât want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing
- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesnât have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that arenât close
- i canât remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles âi literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come onâ
- another tour? âdo you guys want thatâ *screaming* âwhat would it be?â *dan and phil games screams* âwell đđâ
- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* âmaybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlightâ
- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: âwhat in the baby reindeer? yes i didâ
- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including
- piss
- will you wear wigs
- when will you wear wigs
- how long is your big toe âsix centimetres - i donât have a big toe im just a long personâ
- pee pee poo poo time
- what were the other names for the book: âyou will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it âyou are messed up read this to fix your issuesâ but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn insteadâ
- i genuinely canât remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add
- then read the authorâs note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. âit is an honour to have created thisâ
- took a selfie with everyone
- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said âaww you guys are so gayâ
- then said âif you enjoyed seeing me in person⊠iâll see you again very soonâ
this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!
and here are all the pics i got!!
#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dapg#ywgttn#dan howell#phil lester#phan#dnpgames#dapgames
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SORTING DISNEY LADIES (1999-2004)
Part 1 - Disney Ladies 1937-1985
Part 2 - Disney Ladies 1988-1993
Part 3 - Disney Ladies 1995-1998
Iâm going in chronological order, and doing both A Squad and B Squad, because Iâm interested in tracking how the ideal âdisney girlâ has changed in the last (almost) 90 years. Right now Iâm only looking at the human-shaped heroines of Disney animated theatrical releases. A more detailed break-down of the system Iâm using is right here, but the basics are these:Â
PRIMARY (ie MOTIVE)Â
BADGER ~ Loyal to the group.
SNAKE ~ Loyal to yourself and your Important People.
LION ~ Subconscious Idealist. Ideals are linked to feelings and instincts.Â
BIRD ~ Conscious Idealist. Ideals are linked to built systems and external facts.Â
SECONDARY (ie METHOD)Â
BADGER ~ Connect with the group. Make allies, work steadily and well. Be whatever the situation calls for. If you find a locked door, knock.
SNAKE ~ Connect with the environment. Notice things. Tell people what they want to hear. If you find a locked door, get in through the window.
BIRD ~ Collect skills, tools, knowledge, personas, useful friends. If you find a locked door, track down the key or learn to pick the lock.
LION ~ Be honest, be direct, speak your truth. Either the obstacle is going down or you are. If you find a locked door, kick it in.
JANE PORTER (1999)
(& Tarzan, Kerchack)
Disneyâs Tarzan is a ridiculously Snake primary movie. Like, just to make this really, really clear, the first thing we see - the absolute cold open, is -Â
Burning ship! Storm! Fire! Tarzanâs parents get into a lifeboat! He looks at her. She looks at him. Phil Collins --
PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELEEEIVE IN!!!!!!
We get it. You can lose literally everything, but if youâve still got your Person, youâre going to be OK.Â
And this movieâs ethos is definitely Snake, not Loyalist. Badger primaries do not get a flattering edit. The antagonist for the first half is Tarzanâs adoptive father Kerchack, who is deeply protective of his band of gorillas (all girls, by the way. He's the only guy. Which is how gorillas work, and the film doesnât exactly bring attention to it, but still. Interesting detail.) Heâs a loud Badger primary: the only thing that matters is keeping his family out of danger, and from his perspective Tarzan is a problem from day one. He is too obviously an outsider, not a true member of the community, and Kerchack makes it clear that Tarzan is not his son. âYou canât learn to be one of us," he says.
The antagonist for the second half of the film (itâs a weirdly structured film) is the Jaguar/Clayton. They are 100% the same entity. Clayton shows up immediately after the Jaguar dies, and shows up wearing the exact same color palette. There is a recurring misunderstanding where Tarzan refers to the sound of a gunshot as âClayton.â This is not supposed to be a person, this is violence personified.
Clayton is also our visual representation of The British Empire/Colonialism, with his spats and his khakis and little pencil mustache, and Brian Blessed doing his voice. He is there to grab the resources (gorillas) and take them back to England. So⊠that means weâve got some more Toxic Badger going on here too.
In this film, the Badger primary idea of âcommunityâ is framed as stifling, artificial, at odds with nature. Clayton, Jane, and Janeâs father show up in the jungle dressed all wrong, and while the sympathetic Porters gradually shed layers, Claytonâs character design never changes. He does not learn to adapt to the jungle, he is only Englandâą
Thereâs also the recurring joke of Janeâs âProper Victorian Ladyâ persona. Itâs very useful for getting Clayton specifically to do things for her⊠but she also brings it out in moments where it seems false and not terribly appropriate. Like when sheâs talking to monkeys, or to Tarzan. The second she realizes that Tarzan can speak English she snaps into âProper Victorian Ladyâ instead of following up on the attraction thatâs clearly there. Sheâs holding him at arm's length, and why??? The moment where he comes out dressed in European clothing is bittersweet, like Tarzan is hiding or losing part of himself. âSocietyâ is at odds with instinct/freedom/love, and in terms of Primary, thatâs the major conflict between Tarzan and Jane.
JANE. Tarzan, you can't imagine what's in store for you. You're going to see the world. Everyone's going to want to meet you. Kings, scientists and famous writers. (...)Â TARZAN. And I'll be with Jane.
Jane is talking like a Badger (youâll be part of the community.) Tarzan is talking like a Snake (Iâll be with you.) And Jane DOES feel like a Badger through most of the movie. She talks a good game. But right at the end - when it really comes down to it - thatâs not the call she makes.Â
JANE. I belong in England, with you and people and â PROFESSOR PORTER. But you love him. Go on.
At which point Jane joyfully jumps off the boat and swims to shore, implying that her Badger primary was a model, and she was always a Snake primary underneath.Â
Jane Porter might model Double Badger extremely well, but sheâs actually a double Snake like Megara. Sheâll go all Proper Victorian Lady to flatter Clayton, but sheâll also manipulate the baby monkey (âOh I canât believe you fell for that oneâ) before commenting on how its performance isnât quite up to her standards (âDonât give me those crocodile tears.â) Sheâs also something of a Single-Player Environment snake. When she gets comfortable, she starts learning how to use the things in her environment. Sheâs delighted when she learns she can use her parasol as a weapon. Jane also seems to pick up that Tarzan is a Bird secondary, and interacts with him accordingly. She puts together an entire slideshow of buildings and customs and art from the mainland, and he is riveted.
(Tarzan is definitely a Bird secondary: he's an inventor, he makes weapons, he loves teaching himself things. Heâs much more tactical than Kerchak, who uses his lion secondary to literally charge into fights. Phil Collins tells us all we need to know about Tarzan with the lyrics: âI want to know / Can you show me?â Perfect Snake Bird anthem.)
When we see Jane at the very end of the film sheâs entirely improvisational and fluid, surfing the vines with Tarzan, the two of them so in sync and moving together so beautifully. Itâs a gorgeous bit of animation. I definitely get a sense of the joy she feels at being so unconstrained and evenly matched, which is another thing that makes me say Snake secondary.
KIDADIKASHÂ âKIDAâ NEDAKAH (2001)
(& Milo, King Kashekim)
Atlantis is so close to being a good movie. All it needs is a slightly longer runtime, and like⊠two less characters. (Mole and Cookie. Donât need them.) Kida gets less screen time compared than some of the the other ladies on this list, but she has enough presence and a cool enough design that she easily earns heroine status. It also helps that sheâs basically the plot.
Kida wants to restore the traditions and knowledge her people have lost, and that motivates pretty much everything she does. She finds the history and culture of her ancestors deeply important, comforting and grounding in a very Badger primary sort of way, and laments that âWe were once a great people. Now we live in ruins. The kings of our past would weep if they could see how far we have fallen.â She is very much not Jane, who needs to shake off âcivilizationâ in order to live her best life.Â
The problem though, is that Kida falls into a very Badger primary trap. When sheâs asked to give up everything to protect the group - including her well-being and identity - she does it without a second thought. She gets turned/turns herself into a magic crystal in order to power her civilization while itâs under threat, and I cannot think of a better metaphor of what it means to be an Invisible Badger, who is only the group with no identity outside it.
The âHeart of Atlantisâ crystal that âthrives on the collective emotions of all who came before us [and] in return, provides power, longevity, protectionâ is just a good metaphor for a âBadger Primaryâ in general. Also, the way that the Atlantean King tries to weaponize it, ultimately destroying his civilization, is a good metaphor for the way a Badger primary can Explode, becoming authoritarian and harmful to the same people it is trying to protect.
Clearly the film itself is not a fan of this decision, as our protagonist Milo loves Kida and does everything he can to un-crystal her. I think itâs implied that his love is one of the main things tethering her to humanity? Still, I would say that this film, unlike Tarzan, has a pretty Badger ethos. King Kashekim is our tragic misguided Snake primary, willing to let his whole civilization crumble so long as he gets to keep his daughter, and our villains seem to be mostly Hedonist Snake treasure hunters, willing to destroy a culture so long as they get paid. The film is definitely critical of certain types of Badger primaries, but ends on a note of collectivism. Milo has finally found a community that values him, and he stays behind to help Kida, now the Atlantean Queen, rebuild her civilization. Sheâs still a Badger, just one with better boundaries.Â
Sheâs also a Lion secondary. Kida moves in straight lines, speaks her mind, and doesnât care if you have a problem with that. She does the thing where sheâs so honest and blunt itâs almost rude. I suspect that her father is also a Lion secondary - we know that he was reckless and militaristic when he was young, and he seems positive that if Kida even knew about the Heart of Atlantis, she would make the Lion secondary call and dive headfirst into it. Sadly, in the main timeline of the movie the Kingâs secondary is extremely burned, and heâs basically incapable of any kind of action.Â
Milo has an idealistic Lion primary that is a bit Burnt at the start of the film. When we meet him, heâs spent years being told that everything he believes is a joke, and heâs finally starting to doubt himself, scraping by just using his Bird secondary. Like a lot of Burnt Lions, Milo latches onto someone (Kida) for their confidence and their purpose. Luckily, once he unBurns there's a Paragon Lion under there that matches up very well with her Badger.
LILO PELEKAI (2002)
Lilo is an interesting one to sort, because sheâs little - and also kinda going through it. Her parents died in a (fairly recent) car crash, and even though theyâre not *on screen* and honestly mentioned very little⊠their absence is felt. Lilo's unofficial family motto is âOhana means family, family means nobody gets left behind.â But objectively, Liloâs parents did her behind, and she spends the entire film trying to reconcile that.
Lilo is very young, dealing with a tragedy, and I also think the interpretation that sheâs on the autism spectrum makes a lot of sense. We see her having meltdowns, struggling to transition from one activity/location to another, she clearly wants to make these connections with kids her own age, but itâs just⊠not working. All of that could absolutely point to a five (six?) year old on the spectrum. So the question becomes - okay, so is Lilo acting this way because thatâs her personality, or is she acting this way because of the autism/trauma? That's a question I get a lot, and my answer is⊠I donât think the traits this system is interested in are created out of nowhere. But, circumstances can absolutely make them louder or softer.Â
Like, Lilo has a number of very strict rules that tip over into magical thinking. She can only eat peanut butter sandwiches because she has to feed part of her sandwich to her fish, and she canât feed her fish tuna (dead fish) because thatâs âan abomination.â Itâs very important that she keeps her fish happy because her fish controls the weather. And THATâS important⊠because her parents died in a rainstorm. All of this is 100% a coping mechanism: Lilo is trying to create rules in a chaotic world to feel safer. Sheâs after a sense of control. This also ties into her fascination with 'goodness' versus 'badness:' sheâll say things like âIâll be good I promise,â worry about being an âabomination,â make charts of Stitch's "badness level" and also voodoo dolls because âmy friends need to be punished.â Itâs something she's focused on, and I think itâs because she is aware that⊠sheâs kind of a problem. Â
Her older sister Nani loves her⊠but Nani also loses her patience (sheâs 21, 22 at most) and Lilo is aware that she stresses out her sister and makes her life more difficult. But, she has trouble changing her behavior because she's, you know, a traumatized autistic six-year-old. Which is really important when it comes to understanding Liloâs relationship with Stitch. On one level, she identifies the way he leaves all this destruction in his wake. He makes her look better by comparison, and I think she also sees a path towards redemption in teaching Stitch to be âgoodâ (ie - useful and less weird.) When she tells him âYou wreck everything you touch, why not try to make somethingâ - I think sheâs projecting, and really talking about herself. If Lilo is teaching Stitch to be good, then she has a purpose, and a way to affect the world. We know that feeling powerless is a big thing for Lilo.Â
So, if Iâm putting her in the SHC system, she is definitely an External primary. None of this is about being true to your heart or even being true to another person, this is trying to figure out the rules of the world and putting together a workable system to live with. This focus on morality and punishment is also something I see a lot with young External primaries. While this trait might have been exaggerated by the events of Lilo's life, I do think itâs something that was just in her the whole time.Â
At first I thought she was a Badger, because of the way Lilo focuses on the importance of family. Also, her first instinct after she thinks Stitch has betrayed her is to outgroup him: âYouâre one of them - get out of here.â But âOhana means familyâ seems like it was something her parents said a lot, and âStitch isnât one of us,â is something sheâs heard from Nani (absolutely a Badger primary.) I think a big reason Lilo values hula dancing is because hula dancing is important to Nani.
So now Iâm leaning towards Lilo being a young Bird, trying to cobble together a system for understanding the world under non-ideal circumstances. Sheâs very comfortable believing fantastical things, and is cool with accepting that Stitch is a weird kind of dog. Like Atlantis, Lilo and Stitch is lightly critical of that Badger ethos: the group is wonderful, yes - but the group will not always be there. The conclusion Lilo (and the film) comes to is âOhana means family, family means never getting left behind⊠but sometimes people leave. Either because they want to, or because they have to. What you have to do is remember them. You make them part of yourself. As Lilo puts it, "Iâll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves." I think this is such a lovely way of understanding Bird primaries, which unfortunately have a reputation for being cold and detached.
In terms of secondary, I think Lilo is probably a Lion. Sheâs very direct, very honest, terrible at lying, and unintentionally trails destruction. Nani tries to give her a kind of script to follow when the social worker comes over - but even in the moment she seems to know itâs kind of a lost cause. However, Lilo is also really young and the narrative doesnât give her the opportunity to solve many problems. So I would not be surprised if Lilo's secondary looks different when she gets older. She is fascinated by Stitch, and Stitch is a shapeshifter-mimic. Heâs kind of a cartoon version of a Snake secondary. Maybe that's a clue that Lilo's best self is a Snake Secondary too, but she hasnât built a bridge to that part yet. Eh, I could see it either way. Definitely an Improvisational secondary though.
NANI PELEKAI (2002)
Nani is a very Burnt Badger primary. Thereâs this recurring thing with her and her love interest David, where theyâre kinda dating, or were dating⊠either way, Nani canât quite bring herself to let him into her life. Even though she likes him, he likes her, and he even gets along with Lilo. She spends a lot of the film looking like sheâs 100% focused on her little sister in a Snake primary way⊠but Burnt Badgers look like miserable, stressed-out Snakes, and that is absolutely Nani. She clearly used to have a big community - at one point she even tries to leverage it for a job. But I think she responded to the death of her parents by closing up, refusing to let anyone new close to her. She might lose them too, and that would hurt too much.Â
This film is also really good at putting Nani in situations that would be really rough on a Badger primary specifically. Nani clearly feels deeply connected to her Hawaiian culture - sheâs an accomplished hula dancer, she loves surfing, and in the most heartbreaking scene of the movie she sings âAloha Oeâ to Lilo, when she thinks child protective services are going to take her away in the morning. This is famously a song written by deposed Hawaiian Queen LiliÊ»uokalani, after she was forced to leave her people. These are all things that Nani pulls on to give her strength. However⊠she is also working as an honestly quite objectified waitress/hula dancer in a theme park-ified version of Hawaii catering to tourists. Sheâs clearly not happy there, and it's an important moment when she leaves.Â
Even when sheâs in really serious trouble, Nani canât bring herself to tell anyone whatâs going on, to get help or even just emotional support - and that's the Burnt Badger talking. When she is absolutely at her witâs end and has no idea what to do, she grabs David and she grabs Lilo and they all go surfing. Itâs that Badger primary need for community, even if thereâs no way that community is going to help.
Nani is probably a Bird secondary. She practices when she's nervous and has a lot of skills - but is much more overwhelmed during the wacky finale than Lilo, and definitely needs a second to get it together and figure out the situation. She conceptualizes âdealing with Liloâ as a skill that she has learned and gotten better at: sheâll build little âtrapsâ to catch her younger sister, and can translate things into âLilo.â I think she may have constructed a bit of an Actor Bird model for dealing with Lilo (and another for dealing with her boss.) Lilo will use bits of her system to argue with Nani, and clearly expects this strategy to work. Â
LILO. Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind, or forgotten. NANI. I hate when you use âohanaâ against me.
CAPTAIN AMELIA SMOLLET (2002)
If Nani and Kida share a deep connection their cultural history, Captain Amelia and Kida share this incredibly direct, blunt, borderline rude Lion secondary. Only Amelia's is is less 'cultural misunderstanding' and more just... British.
Captain Amelia absolutely rubs Jim Hawkins and Doctor Doppler the wrong way (an occupational hazard of being a very loud Lion secondary.) But she also comes off as extremely trustworthy, which you get from the You-Move secondaries (Lion and Badger.) Amelia is a version of Robert Louis Stevensonâs Alexander Smollett (just also a cat girl, and in space) and this bit from Treasure Island suits Treasure Planet equally well: âContrary to all my notions, I believe you have managed to get two honest men on board with you, that man [Captain Smollet] and John Silver.âÂ
Of course, Captain Amelia wins over Jim and Doppler once they understand that she wants her crew to be equally direct right back at her. She wants all the information, as quickly as possible, so she can make the best decisions. Her eyes light up when Doppler tells her sheâs wrong about how supernovas work... because sheâs able to use the new knowledge to create a daredevil way to escape the situation. Near the end of the film, Jim comes up with a crazy solution that involves a piece of alien tech. He knows how the tech works, doesnât have time to explain it. But because theyâve had enough practice being honest with each other, Amelia just does what he says - no questions asked.
This is also why she gets so offended when John Silver tries to flatter her⊠and Silverâs good at flattering. He charms his crew, he charms Jim. But Amelia tells him to âkeep that kind of flim-flammery for your space court flooziesâ because of course the two captains on opposite sides of the mutiny should be foils. Silver makes Jim feel important and special. Captain Amelia tells him point-blank when heâs being an idiot and gives him no special treatment. The nuanced position this film takes is that Jim⊠kinda needs both.Â
In this movie about treasure hunting, Captain Amelia is the only character who doesnât seem to care about the âLoot of a Thousand Worlds" at all. She is here to do her job, and is deeply skeptical about treasure hunting in general. Her speech at her First Mateâs funeral makes her priorities very clear: âMr. Arrow was a fine spacer. Finer than most of us can ever hope to be. But he knew the risks, as do we all. Resume your posts. We carry on.â Her highest praise is that Arrow did his job well... and part of doing your job well is making peace with the fact that you might not make it out alive. She takes her job, her title, and her ship extremely seriously.Â
So, Amelia is definitely an Idealist primary, and her Cause seems to revolve around being the best Captain possible and⊠going on adventures. This is also the case with Doppler, who she ends up with at the end. He frames his treasure hunting trip in very Badger primary language when heâs talking to Jimâs very Badger Primary mom⊠but in reality he just wants to go on an adventure.Â
I could honestly see either Lion or Bird primary for Amelia. But, the fact that sheâs ex-military and still in good enough standing to write Jim a recommendation letter makes me lean Bird. (I think a Double Lion Amelia would have burned more bridges.) Also, the rules and organizational system she lives by seem to exist outside of her in a very Commodore Norrington sort of way. Itâs not something she feels internally, and this is comforting. Honestly, Amelia gives off very Commodore Norrington energy in general, and heâs a pretty loud Bird primary.Â
HELEN "ELASTIGIRL" PARR (2004)
( & Bob/Mr. Incredible, Edna Mode)
Helenâs superpower is âflexibility,â so of course sheâs going to be an Improvisational secondary. I'm going with Lion instead of Snake because - like Captain Amelia and Kida - Helen is very comfortable being incredibly direct. She actively sets up confrontations, waits in the dark for Bob after he stays out late with Frozone, then actually gets in a plane to confront him when she thinks heâs having an affair.
Bob Parr is also a Lion secondary, and unlike Helen (who is able to turn down the volume during Dash's parent-teacher conference) he has trouble even softening what he says, phrasing something in a way thatâs palatable to the person heâs talking to. That trait gets him in trouble with Buddy/Syndrome, then his boss at the insurance company, and thereâs also the implication that the government keeps relocating them because Bob keeps blowing their cover. (This is 100% the case in a cut scene set at a neighborhood barbecue, where Bob appears to cut off a finger and instead breaks the knife.)Â
I also think the fact that Helen and Bob are both Lion secondaries is a big part of what makes their relationship functional. Lion secondaries seem to really value the opportunity to have arguments and fights⊠while also knowing the interaction is fundamentally safe, and isnât going to spill over into the other parts of their life. When Bob gets back late, he and Helen fight in a way that honestly just seems like their way of blowing off steam. Theyâre both able to turn it off completely when the kids walk into the room.Â
Helen also calls herself out for âoverreactingâ and has to force herself to take a moment to think when she first figures out that Bob is lying, a very Lion secondary moment. She gives Violet the insanely Lion secondary advice that âWhen the time comes, youâll know what to do. Itâs in your blood.â Edna Mode is also a cartoonishly loud Lion secondary, and I'll bet that shared secondary is a big part of the reason she adores the Parrs. Also, Helen loves her motorcycles, which at least in fiction is a very Lion-secondary coded mode of transportation.
Helenâs flexibility extends to her primary as well. When we first meet Elastigirl in the âdocumentaryâ prologue, sheâs completely happy doing the superhero thing while Mr. Incredible is already thinking about settling down. But, in the main timeline of the movie, Helen seems perfectly happy doing the suburbia thing and raising the kids. Then in the sequel, after the Deavors convince her that she can do the most good by being a poster child for non-threatening Supers, she has a fantastic time doing that instead. The fact that sheâs able to change her worldview so easily without having a big emotional crisis about it (the way that Bob does) makes me think sheâs probably a Bird primary. That difference in primaries seems to be where most of the friction in their relationship comes from.Â
Helen actually tells us her philosophy in the sequel: âIf laws are unjust there are laws to change them, otherwise itâs chaosâ and âWorld is what it is, we have to adapt.â Itâs a bit Badger flavored - work within the system, adapt to the system - but the way she lays it out is Bird. And then she gets a little tipsy and starts debating philosophy with the villain for fun. Which is a very Bird primary activity.
VIOLET PARR (2004)
(& Dash)
Violet feels very at odds with both her family and her world⊠and since sheâs a Badger primary, thatâs especially rough. She wants to fit into a community, but there is no community for her. Sheâs the only member of the family who actively does not want her powers: âWe act normal, Mom! I want to be normal (...) What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?â We also get the line, âMom and Dadâs lives might be in danger, or worse - their marriage.â Which is definitely a joke about Violetâs slightly cartoonish Badger primary priorities.Â
It makes absolute sense that sheâs so hung up on the idea of popular dreamboat Tony, at the center of so much community, since that's exactly what she wants. And because she herself is very not normal, she tries to hide - both with her superpower and with her hair. Violet is the first computer animated character who wears their hair long and loose, and the animators put in the effort because itâs so tied in with her character. As she gets more and more in tune with her family over the course of the film, the way Violet wears her hair changes. Her mom tucks it behind her ear, her dad comments that he likes this new way sheâs wearing it better. She eventually pushes it back with a headband because sheâs not hiding from them anymore. Violet is happy and effective being a part of the superhero team that is her family. Itâs interesting that her powers (invisiblity, creating force-fields around herself) are fantastic support/team-attack powers, but not that useful on their own.
However, one more source of friction between Violet and the rest of the family is that sheâs the only non-Lion secondary. Her little brother Dash is a Lion. (Heâs probably a Double Lion like his father, theyâve both even got a little of that Glory Hound Lion primary thing.) But Violetâs powers keep her out of sight, she is the opposite of confrontational. It took me a second to recognize her as a Snake secondary, because most fictional Snakes are much more comfortable around peopleâŠÂ but Violet is also in a less-than-ideal situation. Still, she is observant, good at picking up on whatâs going on around her, and uses those things to solve problems. Itâs her idea to track down Syndrome using the coordinates heâs put in the rocket, and in the sequel sheâs the one who figures out how to use Jack Jack like a gun, and successfully turns the out-of-control ship around.
Violet is sneaky, using her abilities to spy on her parents and stow away on her mom's trip. She doesnât like using her snake secondary at other people - sheâs very self-contained - but she is more than happy to direct it out at the world. Violet is also perceptive when it comes to people, and will often just come right out and say things like âAre we going to talk about it⊠the elephant in the roomâ or âI think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think itâs time we wind down now.â Which can look a little like Lion... but in this case, it's definitely Neutral Snake.
Tl;dr
Jane ~Â Snake / Snake, models Badger / Badger
Tarzan ~ Snake / Bird
Kerchack ~ Badger / LionÂ
Kida ~ Badger / LionÂ
King Kashekim ~ Snake / Burnt LionÂ
Milo ~ Burnt Lion / Bird
Lilo ~ Bird / Lion (possibly Bird / Snake)Â
Nani ~ Burnt Badger / Bird
Captain Amelia ~ Bird / LionÂ
Helen/Elastigirl ~ Bird / Lion
Violet ~ Badger / Snake
Dash ~ Lion / LionÂ
Bob/Mr. Incredible ~ Lion / Lion
Edna Mode ~ Bird / LionÂ
(art credit to Cursed Concepts for the beautiful pins I have used to illustrate this series. They're actually having a charity sale right now (December 27th-31th) to benefit Make A Wish, so head on over if you like their style and want to maybe snag a deep cut like Jane, Giselle, or Eilonwy.)
#sortinghatchats#shc#disney#wisteria sorts#disney princess analysis#disney princesses#disney ladies#jane porter#tarzan#tarzan 1999#tarzan disney#kerchak#princess kida#milo atlantis#milo thatch#lilo pelekai#lilo and stitch#nani pelekai#treasure planet#captain amelia#helen parr#elastigirl#violet parr#bob parr#mr incredible#the incredibles#incredibles 2#edna mode
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c'mon shadow... you can't keep doing this, bud...
Fuck you Shadow you useless piece of shit always falling in paint all the time. I'm sick of you man
#also vis a vis those âold ass youtube videosâ-- god i remember those days. although the ones i saw were for invader zim#because i was one of those kids#someone wrote a fanfic in windows movie maker about zim becoming a human and falling in love with dib#(except zim became a girl human because yaoi wasn't invented yet in 2009 or w/e)#and it was like fourty-or-so parts long. my god#also! my own white whale for that era was a series of. i almost want to call them YTPs? done by some teenage girls#it was like this multi-part skit show based on invader zim edits. one of the recurring bits was the creator and her friend dubbing over#the exchange âGOD that thing was HIDEOUS. Reminds me of myself from my salad days.â â...Salad?â is seered into my brain#god i wish i can find those videos again. the memories....#also shoutout to that zim/dib âstrangers like meâ AMV for introducing me to both gay people AND the musical works of phil collins
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